Men-analysis

Men are strange creatures. They will be in the throes of a passionate session of love making, and all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, they will say or do the stupidest thing possible. It's as if there’s some law that declares: “a man shall, at every possible moment during intimacy, put his foot in his mouth, by mentioning ex-girlfriends, models, mothers, unflattering body parts, food, sports, and sex, etc.”
Get the point? Men sometimes don’t know when to keep their mouths shut. And here are some of the darndest (grrrr!) things men say in bed! After all, what’s more amusing than men!!!
1. Hope you are as good looking when I’m sober.
2. Did you remember to take the pills?
3. But everybody looks funny naked!
4. Try breathing through your nose.
5. Can you please pass on the remote control?
6. When is it supposed to feel good?
7. How much did this nightie cost?
8. On second thoughts, let’s turn off the light.
9. Zzzzzzzzzzzz (snore) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (snore)
10. Sweetheart, you sure your dad’s out of town?
11. Perhaps you are just out of practice.
12. Did you come yet, dear?
13. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies.
14. No really I do this part better myself!
15. You are almost as good as my ex.
16. You sweat more than a galloping horse.
17. Now I know why he dumped you.
18. Really! Foreplay is grossly overrated.
19. Have you ever considered liposuction?
20. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
21. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
22. But I just brushed my teeth.
23. You could at least act like you are enjoying it!
24. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
25. How long do you plan to be almost there?